Show Czars (No Vetting Needed)

Broadcaster in Chief: Ford Capwn
Host

Ford has been doing internet radio since 2006 and will continue to do so until The Ford Show gets picked up on real radio or he turns 50, whichever comes first. He was the most successful on NowLive.com starting there in 2007 and staying until the site died in 2009, where he then took the show here full-time. These are the most important things in his life right now (not in any order): NY Yankees, NY Giants Football, NY Knicks (LeBron James IS coming), NY Rangers (yeah, Ford is from Chicago but his old man is from New York, so blame him), WWE, Pwnzie and finding out all he can that is wrong with Democrats. That's right, Ford is a Conservative aka Republican aka Global warming is a farce, Socialism is bad, Capitalism is King, animals will NOT bring me to court, Green jobs don't exist and we need to win Afghanistan. If you'd like to question Ford's ideals, go ahead but then again you're probably a racist.
Blog: infectfordtruth.blogspot.com
Contact: Ford@fordlive.com

Mexican-American Relations Czar: DRey
The Ford Show Co-Host

DRey needs to write a new bio. In the meantime hide your white wives.
Contact: Drey@fordlive.com

Jew Czar: Kennedy
The Ford Show Co-Host

Aside from a short absence, Kennedy has been with Ford since the beginning. He doesn't say much and that's probably a good thing but when the Jew does talk, his words speak volumes (not really). Every week, Kennedy provides the listeners with Kennedy Karaoke where he sings songs that are picked by Ford and sometimes the listeners. Kennedy is the self proclaimed "Best Jewish Rapper on the North side of Chicago." .
Contact: Kennedy@fordlive.com

Kotex Mafia Czar: Jules Dixon
The Ford Show Co-Host

New bio coming soon! Pointless rambling to come...
Contact: Jiboo@fordlive.com

Girl Next Door Czar: Heaven
The Ford Show On-Air Talent

Yes, It's true. The Million Dollar Voice, I, Heaven, have come to be apart of The Ford Show. My enthusiasm sparked Ford's potential for me to be apart of his and the crew's spotlight. I'm honored to be around amazing, sarcastic and passionate broadcasters. Judge us not! Love Me, Hate Me. It's Your decision.

Additional Czars
Promotions Czar: WizChic
Intern Czar: KingEdge
Dietary Czar: Keg
Attendance Czar: Joey Vegas
Pink Name Czar: Tabitha
Blind Leather Inspector Czar: Pagan
Voice Re-creation Czar: JustaMazing
Not a Virgin Anymore/Doggy Style Czar: PizzaTooHot
Twitter Propaganda Czar: DuJuan
Land Down Under Czar: Pheonix
Nah'Mean Czar: Tray Sinny
FML Czar: Trace
Gambling Regulatory Czar: PwntiusPilate
African American Californiacation Czar: Estrella
NoH8 Gay Rights Activist Czar: Tony(ynot)
Barack Obama Propaganda Czar: H-Rock